Demise of the Double-Breasted Swagger

Fashion failure is not on his menu,
last year’s styles de rigueur mortis.
He is your je ne sais squat,
a haute-mess couture vision,
all savoire faux du journée.
His tour de farce a coup d’tete,
bid that hair adieu, s’il vous plait.
This affaire de cur soon concludes.